Gat's Diaria

Dear Diary,

Poker will always be superior to Pokemon, but wouldn't it be cool if they could be combined into "Pokermon?" I'd play. Maybe that Emerette guy would too, and we'd finally become best of friends. 🥰

On a totally unrelated note: emoticons are extremely powerful against certain individuals. Use this power wisely.

Or don't.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Signed, GLC777 needing to hire someone to make a Pokerman deck

Dear Diary,

There was this kid who wasn't in the woods, and then I told him to go into the woods, and he did. If he's eaten by a bear and they check his text messages, am I at fault? Asking for a friend.

Signed, GLC777 rethinking his life choices

Dear Diary,

I keep having dreams of that Narc guy having a mirror for a head. Isn't that weird? It's only him. Nobody else. Maybe I smoked more than cigarettes at my last physical...

Signed, GLC777 possibly on drugs

Dear Diary,

Today Neil Hawley replied to my message. It made me very happy, and I have never had a conversation as meaningful as this since my doctor asked me if I smoked at my last physical. Today is the best day of my life.

Signed, GLC777 on the internet

I love my Diaria!

...What? You say that's disgusting? How dare you insult the Italians like that! Our diarie and diari are just as good as everyone else's diaries. 😤 And yes, I used the feminine form, because writing in a diario as a man is kinda fruity, and I'm more of a meat and veggies kind of man.

Today, on European 9/11, my site was born. This diary didn't actually exist yet, but you don't know that (or you didn't until I told you~ 🤫).